Did you just see the Batmobile???
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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