so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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