And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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