If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
should my penis look like a turkey
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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