Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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