now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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