so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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