So drunk its hurt
look no pants
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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