Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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