Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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