I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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