Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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