i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
it was like his penis was on wheels.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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