You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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