Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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