i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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