It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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