Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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