Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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