How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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