even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
FUCK WHALES
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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