I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Randomize