Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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