I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
he's gonorrhea incarnate
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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