i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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