so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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