Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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