Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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