There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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