I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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