Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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