I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
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