I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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