You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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