Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
don't judge my taste in strippers
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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