Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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