I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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