Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
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