"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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