they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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