Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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