dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
Randomize
