So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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