bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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