when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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