It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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