margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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