he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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