i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Randomize
