Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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