She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
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