i barfeds in our rink
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
handjob tips. give me some.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
How's work?
Spinning.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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