so that wasnt chicken after all
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
Randomize
