How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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