I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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